I love to pee on trees

I love to pee on trees! For some reason its so relieving to be outside and just whip it out and pee on a tree, bush, or anything you want. Now you have to be careful in how you go about this in the city but its possible I do it all the time, mostly in my own yard, and at night of course. I know people think why dont you just go inside and pee? Well for one I dont want to, and 2 im saving water by not flushing the toilet, and 3 I am fertilizing the things I pee on. Sweetness free fertilizer, if anybody needs free fretilizer let me know I am starting a business called nightly fert crew Ha Ha Ha I love it